wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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