This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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