New invention idea: vibrating tampons
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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