I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
