Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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