And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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