At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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