he shaved USA in his pubs
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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