normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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