My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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