So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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