Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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