OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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