I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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