North Korea, Best Korea!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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