i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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