Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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