gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
In other news, I just burned my penis
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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