no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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