Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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