I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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