I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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