im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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