dude i'm inner monologue high
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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