OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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