JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Is it because I queefed?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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