I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize
