I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My vagina is very pro this idea
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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