The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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