Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Still dying that you shit outside
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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