Whod you bang
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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