everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
