I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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