He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
a search helicopter?!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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