used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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