google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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