dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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