Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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