i permit you to call me
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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