The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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