and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She bit a glass in half.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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