So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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