Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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