do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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