We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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