But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Randomize
