Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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