going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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