windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I touched a dick in church today
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