capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
No subtext here. People are naked.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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