He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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