Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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